Chuck Norris gets paid 2m dollars a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth”
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
How does a train eat? Chew chew!
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school? Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
What’s the different’s a girlfriend and a train the train will touch me
So a retarded kids mom drops her kid off at school and says “you better stop the bus today because I’m not picking you up” and so he agrees and he arrives at the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the next day the mom says the same thing and the kid goes to the bus stop and says “stop” (in a retarded voice) and the bus goes straight past him the third day his mom says “I don’t care if have to jump out in the middle of the road you better stop that bus” so the kid goes to bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says “Stop!” The bus driver runs over him a nearby lady stops the bus and says “why’d you run that poor kid over” and he responds “‘cause he was making fun of me” (in a retarded voice)
I’ll never forget my father’s last words… Oh f@ck, it’s a bus!
timmy has 5 apples, his train is 7 minutes early calculate the mass of the sun
Why didn’t Sally get home from work. She got hit by a bus
why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics? :because their train at the best school Are you a train? because I want you to run over me : )
Why was I stress eating on the train track? To wait to get hit.
What do you call a train that likes toffee? A chew-chew train
I need a hug hugs train
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
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