How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
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