when you have to get your prostate checked and you can feel the cold rubber of the glove but you realize both the doctor’s hands are on your shoulders
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways. your forehead so big if you fell you would knock out your state cold
Knock knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Sorry you are sneezing. Have you got a cold?
Most annoying thing… When we send something in What’s app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks…
Two Trojan warriors were patrolling the streets of Troy at night. It was finally time for their duties to be relived. When they went back to their houses, one Trojan fell in a puddle. Nitrogen! The other called. And the other responded coldly, “Good nigh-“
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?? A cold shoulder
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
Do you know warrior cats? I heard Hawkfrost is Cold.
A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: face palms self Also officer: Here’s you sign
A good bath is like a dead lover. You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold. it’s so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
When the cannibal was late for dinner, he got the cold shoulder.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building? It was to cold because they did not have a home.
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane. The German sticks his hand out and says “We are in Germany.” The others ask, “How do you know,” the German says, “Because it’s so cold.” Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says “We are in Australia,” the others ask “How do you know,” he replies “Because it’s so warm.” Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says " We are in Mexico, " the others ask “How do you know,” he says " Because my watch is gone"
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy) Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle) Q: David’s father had three
If you ever get cold just go to a corner because they usually 90 degrees.
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