My grief counselor died the other day He was so good at his job, i don’t even care.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.
Last Night I had a dream I was swimming in lemonade… turns out I peed the bed. What’s a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
I hate these double standards. if you burn a body at a crematorium you’re "doing a good job" if you do it at home you’re “destroying evidence”
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said you should be proud of your sister. I ask why they told me it was the best that they ever had and we got your sister a trophy. So I went home my sister said look at my trophy I earned. The trophy said The Best Blow Jobs. As a bro I couldn’t be more prouder.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
my job is so amazing. today a man asked me to check his balance, so i pushed him over. his balance isn’t good
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I want a job cleaning mirrors, I could really see myself doing it ??
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Man: I got fired from my job at the calander factory. Lady: What did you do? Man: I took a day of… My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don’t even care
So your in a hospital you barely survive your suicide attempt you see one of the scalpels you finish the job
Employer: Can you preform under pressure? Me: No, but i do a pretty good Bohemian Rhapsody.
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