The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
How dd Stephen hawking die He had a computer virus!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he’s hooked up to? – The computer runs.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.
What does a baby computer call its father- Data
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist? The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.
My uncle is a computer genius! The police even called him a pdf file!!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store It has no Windows
Some people are like a software update. When I see them I think, “Not now.” What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human? Ask Boeing.
What’s missing in an orphanage computer? The mother board
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? “Stop it! It hertz so much!”
Why is Steven Hawkins arrested? The police used computer GPS
my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
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