Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? The rooster says… cock a doodle doo The prostitute says… any cock will do
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag One’s made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries
What is the differences an orphan and pikachu? Pikachu I chose you!
What’s the difference between light and hard? It’s easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? – People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying ten babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be saying one baby in ten trashcans
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It’s a suprise when you find the treasure
What’s the difference between a bus full of children and a fish? The fish can swim
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
What’s the difference between you and Hitler? Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What’s the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?the mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies? I don’t put fruit in a blender. Whats the difference between Stephen Hawking an a walkie talkie? Stephen cant walkie an stephen cant talkie
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