Best Jokes

10 March: Top today:

I know five fat people and you’re three of them

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What’s the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid

Depends who’s shooting

What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?

Well at least one gets picked

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What’s the difference?
10 March: Doctors jokes:

Person: ‘Doctor, doctor I’ve only got 50 seconds to live’

Doctor: ‘Just give me a minute’

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Doctor: you don’t have long to live. 10… Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9… 8… 7…

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I walked in to the doctors surgery and and he said to me “pick a star sign any star sign” “I said Capricorn” He said “Nahh you got cancer”

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10 March: Computer jokes:

My mom said she will slam me head into my computer of I don’t get of it, I’m not to worried though, I think she is just jhehus,d.kes,jdhcuya71,hshh.jdh

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What do you call a crazy computer? Wired.

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10 March: Puns jokes:

Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

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An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

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10 March: Green jokes:

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal part the balloon came out green.

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What’s green then red all over?

A frog in a blender!:)

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10 March: High jokes:

The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

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10 March: Game jokes:

What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game?

Borderlands.

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What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.

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10 March: Nut jokes:

Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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10 March: Hell jokes:

I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!

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10 March: Hope jokes:

You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

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