yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
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