when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
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