What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: cries
It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
What’s a depressed kids favourite game….hangman.
Q: why can’t orphans be on a football team? A: because they won’t know where to go on a home game.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied: “Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
What’s a Mexican’s favorite video game? Borderlands.
What is Hitler’s favorite game? Nahtzee
Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.
why cant orphans play video games because they don’t have their parents email
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen? tic tac toe.
What’s a orphan favourite game? GTA because there actually wanted? Lol
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