Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
Granny’s says. don’t worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”??
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
i find this website i see this person named gwen i simp fr her but just for a troll. next thing ik were some how dating? then her ex comes in and dates her again apparently he is gay. and im pretty shure gwen could be a boy but he or she has 3 friends who always back her up, just to let yall know this isnt really supposed be a dating app or drama app its a joke app and this isnt really a joke. but one last thing u guys are all biches…
Ex-Boy-Friend: You have no ass so we’re through! Me: Stop being a dick head dude!! It ain’t gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it… elephants never forget.
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!” A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!
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