Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama so fat that when i banged her in the jacuzzi there was a level 8 tsunami
You are so fat that the waiter said to you everytime: ‘sorry for your weight’ instead of ‘sorry for the wait’
Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade. Yo mama’s so fat, when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I’d say it. Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do? my friend: Chunky dunks
yo mama so fat thanos had to clap
yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, “OK, you’re ugly too.”
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
yo mama feet is so fat she had to wear a sock on each toe
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance? Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with. Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Why are people in Japan always skinny? Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
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